*You came over to my parents house in Homewood, Kate was still living there at the time. You parked in the street behind her green Mazda. You were driving, Dick- your black Accord. Later, when you and Kate left in her car, she pulled up about twenty feet and stopped to tell me something while I was standing in the driveway. Next thing you know, bam, Kate's car is rear ended by your driverless Accord. No parking break. Hillarious.
*You did your "ugly laugh" on the stairs in your house because Kate split her jeans while trying to put both her legs behind her head.
*On Thanksgiving day you finished the fence in your backyard. For the very first time your dogs were allowed to run and play in their very own yard. Of course they came in completely covered in mud and needed a bath. Kate, Brad and I helped you get the dogs in the bathroom only to discover we needed some dog cleaning supplies from outside the bathroom. We all leave you in the bathroom with these two muddy dogs (I know, we are great friends). We heard a huge crash and ran back to the bathroom to find that the shower curtain was no longer hanging, the walls were no longer white and you were now covered in mud. Who's idea was that anyways? Oh ya, mine. Sorry about that.
*I left a milkshake in the backseat of your car for like a week. I suck.
*It was 110 degrees outside on your wedding day and we were all dressed in black on a hill with no shade? Ya, thanks for asking us to stand up. When are we going to actually light that unity candle?
Sunday, July 19, 2009
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